Re-claiming Luggage at the Airport

The conveyor belt thing that goes round, yeah? The one that sits in the middle of that massive room, clearly visible from every angle and distance? That's the one. The one that people seem to find it necessary to stand right fucking next to, so they are poised for when their suitcase comes out of the black hole, creating a human barrier impossible to penetrate when, inevitably, my bag comes out before theirs.

Just stand three steps back you fucking retards! You'll still see your precious little fucking suitcase! And when you do - this is the clever bit - you step forward and take it. That way, while we're waiting, we can all see the bags emerging from the little black hole, instead of having to looking at the backs of you bunch of wankers.