Re-claiming Luggage at the Airport
The conveyor belt thing that goes round, yeah? The one that sits in the middle of that massive room, clearly visible from every angle and distance? That's the one. The one that people seem to find it necessary to stand right fucking next to, so they are poised for when their suitcase comes out of the black hole, creating a human barrier impossible to penetrate when, inevitably, my bag comes out before theirs.
Just stand three steps back you fucking retards! You'll still see your precious little fucking suitcase! And when you do - this is the clever bit - you step forward and take it. That way, while we're waiting, we can all see the bags emerging from the little black hole, instead of having to looking at the backs of you bunch of wankers.
Just stand three steps back you fucking retards! You'll still see your precious little fucking suitcase! And when you do - this is the clever bit - you step forward and take it. That way, while we're waiting, we can all see the bags emerging from the little black hole, instead of having to looking at the backs of you bunch of wankers.
posted by Percy Herbert at
2:58 pm
2 Comments:
Sometimes I go to the airport even when I'm not flying anywhere just so I can stand right next to the luggage carousel. I pick up random babs as if they were mine, look at the name tag, then put it back with a frustrated look on my face. Then when all the suitcases are claimed, I get all perturbed and stomp around like my day is completely spoiled. That way I can drink free coffee in the lost luggage office.
On the way out, I stand right in the middle of the escalator/moving walkway so that people can't get around me.
By
Smerdyakov, at 3:20 pm
There have to be easier ways to get free coffee.
By
P., at 11:33 am
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