Students

On two occasions already today a student has managed to block my way up a staircase. That's one student on each occassion, each blocking a whole staircase. How do they manage it? Neither was particularly fat. Predictably, they were both using their mobiles. Which is fine, but why do they have to stand in the middle of the fucking way of everyone while they're arranging their next pint of snakebite?

Another student, spotted on the same walk around the campus, had the strangest pair of 'scruffy jeans' I've seen. Now, I realise this is going to make me sound like an aging, out-of-touch-with-the-kids, miserable git, but I don't really care. A three inch gap separated the waist band from the rest of his jeans, with only two thin pieces of material holding it all together. You could see his ass, basically. My first thought was 'what happens if he catches them on something?' He would, presumably, become jeans-less. And it would serve him right, the silly cunt.